September 2016

A Slap on the Wrist

September 30, 2016 // 0 Comments

Let’s see. Montreal Canadiens’ forward Andrew Shaw, an under-skilled bowling ball, runs Washington’s Connor Hobbs from behind. Because Hobbs wasn’t placed in a wheel chair or killed, the Bettman Hockey League decided to suspend Shaw for a mere three games. Three exhibition games. Good heavens. […]

Burke Strikes Out………Yet Again

September 21, 2016 // 0 Comments

And so, over-thinking clowns like Brian Burke and John Tortorella (between the two of them, they haven’t smiled in 5 years), decided they would try and beat the Canadian team with grinders, cheap shots and get this……intimidation. Burke promised that same kind of hockey to […]

Watching Torts Tank

September 19, 2016 // 0 Comments

Aside from Ryan Kesler, we’re sure that most, if not all, of the American players participating in this week’s Bettman Bowl are nice guys. But that doesn’t mean we can’t fully enjoy watching head coach John Tortorella wincing in agony behind the U.S. bench. With his constant, […]

A Real Kick in the Keith

September 15, 2016 // 0 Comments

When it comes to Team Canada, injured players are going down like flies. First, it was Jamie Benn, possibly the best forward they have. Then it was Duncan Keith, possibly the best defenceman in the world. Soon after Jeff Carter was forced out by injury. And now […]

And Away We Go…..New Season….New Gimmicks

September 6, 2016 // 0 Comments

World Cup training camps opened up yesterday, which is sad for two reasons. First, it means the summer weather is about to say bye-bye. Secondly, we have to see, hear, and think about Gary Bettman again. Yes, the same Gary “Gimmicks” Bettman, who decided he could […]