December 2015

3 Things About Brad Marchand

December 31, 2015 // 0 Comments

Three things you need to know about Boston Bruins winger/rat Brad Marchand: #1 In 2012, Brad Marchand was suspended for 5 games for his cheap shot low-bridge hit on Canucks’ defenceman Sami Salo. See the video here. #2 This week, Brad Marchand was suspended for […]

5 Weird Hockey-isms

December 29, 2015 // 0 Comments

Patrick Kane survived a police investigation re: hanky panky with a Buffalo girl. Now, Evander Kane is under investigation re: hanky panky with a Buffalo girl. The bottom line is….if your surname is Kane, do not, I repeat, do not date a Buffalo girl. Yikes. […]

Santa’s Flight Plan Already Behind Schedule

December 24, 2015 // 0 Comments

Once again, one of’s top agents has come up with a major scoop. Apparently, Santa Claus’ meticulously planned delivery schedule is already several hours behind schedule. “Everything was running smoothly as usual until Santa arrived in Canada,” reports our top spy (using the code name Chris Muss). […]

Hockey Tidbits

December 17, 2015 // 1 Comment

What’s wrong with this picture? NFL players are on the receiving end of thundering hits on a regular basis. Almost always, they pick themselves up off the ground and return to the huddle to prepare for the next play. NHL players are on the receiving […]

8 Useless NHL Observations

December 13, 2015 // 0 Comments

Pittsburgh’s GM Jim Rutherford fired coach Mike Johnston today. Rutherford was angry because Johnston couldn’t move the Penguins’ flawed, middle-of-the-pack calibre roster, above the middle of the pack. Once again, the Toronto Star’s Dave Feschuk has taken a cheap shot at Phil Kessel. This time […]

Strange Moment at NHL Board of Governors Meeting

December 9, 2015 // 0 Comments had several agents on assignment during this week’s NHL Board of Governors meetings in Pebble Beach. One cryptic message we received here at headquarters simply read: “The meetings took much longer than originally planned. Multiple sources have confirmed that there was a major elephant-in-the-room issue that […]

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