World Junior Fans Disguised As Empty Seats

December 28, 2017 // 1 Comment

Why is attendance at this year’s World Junior championship so pathetic you ask? Simple. It’s called greed. When the goal is to gouge and make money so that participating nations like Canada and the U.S.A. can hire bloated staffs of hockey groupies posing as executives […]

Why Canadian Juniors Don’t Win Gold Anymore

December 23, 2017 // 1 Comment

Once again, it seems, Canada’s World Junior team is being over-coached, over-analyzed, and top-heavy with management idiots that try and get cute with stupid decisions that almost always blow up in their faces. The Canadians had an exhibition game available on TSN tonight, so I […]

Playing Nylander on the Right, Is Wrong

December 21, 2017 // 0 Comments

Because it’s Christmas time, and I’m in the mood for giving, I’ve decided to give Mike “The Ego” Babcock some free advice that, if adopted, will improve his current situation in a significant measurable way. No, no, no, don’t thank me. The pleasure is all […]

Morgan Rielly a #1 Defenceman? Hardly.

December 7, 2017 // 0 Comments

It’s hard not to like Maple Leafs’ defenceman Morgan Rielly. As a person. But when the Toronto Star runs an online article suggesting that Rielly is inching his way towards status as a true #1 defenceman, this writer says: Not a chance in hell. Unlike […]

Vegas. So Weird.

November 16, 2017 // 0 Comments

In past years, most NHL expansion teams tried like hell to win, and could only lose. The Las Vegas, oops,  the Vegas “We’re Not the London” Knights – having acquired one-kabillion draft picks during the past summer – were hoping like hell to lose and […]

Canada’s Olympic Hockey Uniforms

November 1, 2017 // 0 Comments

Canada has a new uniform design for the upcoming winter Olympics. A big thumbs up. Excellent. Awesome. Connor McDavid would look good in one of these. But nooooooo, little Gary lost the negotiation over money and we’re sending the top scoring unit from Helen’s Fish […]

Montreal is Now a Hab-Not Franchise

October 25, 2017 // 0 Comments

It’s been 25 years since the Montreal Canadiens won a Stanley Cup. If the team’s slow start to the 2017-18 season is any indication, this current drought isn’t about to end any time soon. Poor drafting in combination with poor judgement (when it comes to […]

Marner’s Slow Start: Babcock Is To Blame

October 17, 2017 // 0 Comments

There’s a fine line between good coaching and over-coaching. Look no further than Maple Leafs’ coach Mike Babcock. This hands-on control freak is on the verge of doing significant damage to Toronto’s brilliant sophomore winger Mitch Marner. No, not because Marner has been temporarily demoted […]

An NHL Miracle Is Upon Us

October 10, 2017 // 0 Comments

In an earlier post, we tried to help those freaking out over the faceoff and slashing crackdowns, suggesting they take a pill and wait for the inevitable return to the status quo. Perhaps we were too cynical in jumping the gun? After only one week […]

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